Try everything once, except incest and morris dancing” – Sir Thomas Beecham
- Go to an airport and board the first plane that’s leaving
- Own a battered (red) pick up truck
- Be on TV ✓ (Nicaragua 2017)
- Tubing ✓ (Palomino June 2018)
- Sleep in hammock ✓(Norfolk, Casa en el Agua, Punta Gallinas)
- Camp in a sea cave
- Climb Kilimanjaro
- Climb Aconcagua
- Work on a ranch
- Ayahuasca ✓ (August 2018, Iquitos)
- Amazon River✓(Aug 2018)
- Multi-day hike ✓ (Lost City June 2018, Quilotoa July 2018; Colca Canyon July 2018; Salkontay Aug 2018; Norway Aug 2019; Lebanon Sep 2019; Mallorca 2021)
- Hike carrying own stuff (Salkontay Aug 2018; Norway Aug 2019; Lebanon Sep 2019; Mallorca Aug 2021)
- Multi-day bike trip
- Herd Cattle ✓ (July 2010)
- Hot air balloon ✓ (Egypt 2010)
- Sky diving ✓ (Jurien Bay, 2016)
- Write a book
- Road trip USA
- Mongol Rally
- Road Trip Australia ✓ (2016 in Toastie)
- Hike length of NZ
- TEFL
- Paragliding ✓ (Aug 2018, Lima)
- Water Skiing/Wakeboarding
- Jetskiing ✓ (Sep 2016, Bali)
- Ski season/rent chalet
- Ride a motorbike ✓ (All through SE Asia, Minca, )
- Own a VW camper/Go on a camping trip in one ✓ (WUU – Granny’s van)
- Visit all countries in S. America (Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru)
- Learn to Dive ✓ (2016, Koh Tao, Bali Gili Islands)
- Be fluent in Spanish (ie be able to play mafia in Spanish!)
- Live in France and become fluent in French
- Write a song (I’m actually pleased with)
- Hike some of the PCT
- Run a half-marathon
- Go to Iceland ✓ (Feb 2019)
- Go to Antarctica
- Sleep under the stars/bivvy bag ✓ (Night of 13th birthday on the roof, Oct 2012 around the bonfire)
- Get abs!
- Drive a tuk tuk ✓ (Aug 2018, Iquitos)
- Dive the GBR ✓ (2016)
- Own a car ✓ (Toastie, Ox)
- Paraglide license
- Fly a plane
- Visit Macchu Picchu ✓ (Aug 2018)
- Busk ✓ (w Billie, 2012)
- Swim with dolphins (done whale sharks, reef sharks, sea lions, turtles, hammerheads, whale, Galapagos shark, rays)
- Galapagos Islands ✓ (July 2018)
- Glowing plankton ✓ (Birthday 2018)
- 6000m plus mountain ✓(Chachani, Aug 2018) (Cotopaxi, July 2018 – 5897m…)
- Learn to salsa ✓ (London and Cartagena)
- Learn self-defence (couple lessons in Durham)
- Powerboat licence
- Do a masters ✓
- Edinburgh Fringe ✓ (Aug 2019)
- Go to each of the four tennis grand slams (Australian Open, 2016, Wimbledon 2011)
- Start a successful blog
- Get an article published ✓ (Multiple – see ‘About’ Page)
- Do something newsworthy ✓ (I can’t remember what this is)
- Start my own business/hostel/bar/cafe
- Stay in an overwater bungalow in the Maldives (or somewhere similar) – stilt hut ✓ (June 2018, Colombia)
- Go to the Full Moon Party in Thailand ✓ (2015)
- Helicopter over Corcovado ✓ (2000)
- Swim with whale sharks ✓ (2016)
- Oktoberfest
- Yellowstone National Park
- Ziplining✓ (Costa Rica Feb 2015, Baños Ecuador July 2018)
- Quad Biking ✓ (July 2018, Baños)
- Canyoning ✓ (July 2018, Mindo)
- Own a convertible car
- Go to festival (Hop Farm, Aug 2012)
- White water rafting ✓ (Costa Rica, 2011)
- Be in a band
- Learn to surf ✓ (Kuta, Perth – 2016)
- Go husky sledding
- Cliff jumping ✓ (Perth, 2015, Hong Kong 2017)
- Parasailing ✓ (Bali 2016)
- Banana boating ✓ (Bali 2016)
- Attend a rodeo
- Go to an AFL game/a football game ✓ (Nov 2018)
- Climb a volcano ✓ ✓ (Bali 2015, Nica 2017)
- Milk a cow ✓(Nica, 2018)
- Hot springs ✓ (Costa Rica 2011)
- Climb a mountain ✓ (several – Snowdon, Ben McDui, Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike, Tryffan, Hong Kong – Violet Peak, Twins, Cotopaxi, Coniston Old Man, Pichincha, Mount Bruce, Bluff Knoll, Mandango, Rumiñahui, Montserrate, Lion Rock, Chachani, Iceland Mountain, Qurnat al Sawda)
- Release baby turtles into the ocean
- Sleep in a yurt
- Sleep in an igloo
- See the northern lights ✓ (Feb 2019 – sort of)
- Taj Mahal
- Patagonia!
- Great Wall of China
- Grand Canyon
- Go on safari
- Himalayas/Nepal
- Sunrise over Bagan
- Coast to Coast
- Sail around the Greek islands
- Make a music video
- Travel alone ✓
- Go to a casino ✓ (Aug 2018, Iquitos)
- Karaoke ✓(w Rob and Julian in the middle of the Australian Outback…)
- Open mic ✓ (w Adam and Pedro, and Toby and Bethan, 2013 and 2014)
Every man dies – Not every man really lives.” – William Ross